Bug Spray
Share the lies: I should have figured it out quickly. I should have known ahead of time to phrase things differently, but once again I forgot. Why in the world are they do damn literal! It screws me up every. single. time. GAH! Here’s an example: Me: Tilly, let’s go outside and play! I just [...]
Lucky
Share the lies: Over the weekend, we had some great friends in town for a visit and as a result of all of the fun and excitement, Tilly was an absolute disaster yesterday. Disaster with a capital D! Happy Father’s Day Nick, here’s a whiny, sniveling mess of a child. At one point, I separated [...]
June. AKA – Mommy Fail
Share the lies: Everyday, I keep seeing messages on Facebook “Yay! Summer vacation!” or “Kids are still asleep at 10:30 am. Woot!” I’m not mad at you, it’s not your fault. You see, this isn’t our first week of summer. It’s our third. THIRD, week of summer right when every one else is celebrating their [...]
Breast Milk Lolli-gag!
Share the lies: When I recently read a headline about breast milk flavored lollipops, I initially thought “Brilliant! I wish those existed when my kids were teething!” I clicked the link only because I have a nephew who is currently teething, and I thought that gnawing something that tasted awesomely familiar and comforting that could [...]
Someone Please Explain
Share the lies: Kids make absolutely no damn sense. They are insane, all of ‘em. I don’t get it. Here are just a few examples. I can blast my kids directly in the face with the hose and they’ll scream “AGAIN, AGAIN!” while laughing hysterically, yet I rinse the shampoo from their hair (being careful [...]
And then I ate ham off the floor…
Share the lies: What you know about my family is that almost a year ago, we left our beloved city of Chicago to move an hour outside the city to a town of 1,300 people. Mega change! What I don’t think I have shared is that we are renting because we still own our Chicago [...]
The Piano
Share the lies: I wasn’t planning to post anything today. I neglected writing anything last night opting to stay up late chatting with my mother-in-law instead, and then this wonderful little life nugget happened this morning and I actually caught it on film. I call it – The Piano: An Exploration in Modern Dance. Starring [...]
Summer Goals
Share the lies: Ahhhh….those lazy, hazy, crazy days. Hazy and crazy, yes. Lazy, no way, I’m a mom. So, with that in mind, and two monkeys to keep alive and keep happy I’ve set some goals for myself to try and make it through with my sanity mostly intact. Pray for me. 1.) Stop Yelling [...]
Why Yes. Yes I am Awesome.
Share the lies: Yesterday I turned 38, a non-momentous birthday but a great one all the same. I don’t know about you, but birthday’s always make me a little introspective and I look more closely at myself. I think about things I’d like to change, what I’d like to keep and ultimately what makes me, [...]
Memories of Disney – an “Interview”
Share the lies: Whoa! This post is so totally late! I apologize, but you see, today is my birthday. Charlie said to me “Mom! You’re birthday is May 29th, and today you are 28!” Since I like his age better than the age I actually am, I am going with it. So today I am [...]
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