Dear Nap Time,

Dear Nap Time,

Share the lies: Dear Sweet Nap Time, Stop being a dick! Seriously! I thought we were cool, I thought we saw eye to eye. Thought we understood each other. Apparently I was mistaken. You’ve been using me. Teasing me. Disrespecting me. And for these reasons, we need to break up. Wait! Don’t go! I love [...]

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Pregnancy and Disney World: More Alike Than You Think

Pregnancy and Disney World: More Alike Than You Think

Share the lies: It’s been long said that women “forget” the pain of childbirth and this forgetting is what makes women persevere and choose to go through the entire experience once again. It’s referred to as many things, my personal favorite is “momnesia,” and it’s complete and utter bullshit. It may very well be the [...]

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Look Out Ladies….

Look Out Ladies….

Share the lies: Sometimes things happen that are just so hilarious, so awesome, and spectacular that they need to be both documented and shared. This is one of those times…. Nick is a wanderer. Don’t misunderstand, Nick doesn’t like wander, wander like with the ladies or anything like that….but if we are out and he [...]

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A Belated Letter to My Daughter for her Third Birthday.

A Belated Letter to My Daughter for her Third Birthday.

Share the lies: My Sweet Tilly Beans, Before you get all filled with angst believing I forgot your birthday, or got too busy to get your special letter all ready in time for your birthday, I want you to know it isn’t the case whatsoever. Your letter is four days late, because we were here [...]

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Traveling Part Duex + A Mega Douche

Traveling Part Duex + A Mega Douche

Share the lies: Ahhhhh……we are on vacation this week. Glorious, sunny Florida visiting Nick’s parents. We made the same trip last year as well, and I am totally jinxing our return trip by putting this in writing, but something magical happened during transit between our house in the burbs of Chicago and the arrival to [...]

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It Works! – Product Review

Share the lies: Some of you may remember that a little over a year ago I wrote a post regarding my weight and the need/desire to get myself into shape and out of my fat pants. All of you were so awesomely supportive and helpful, it was amazingly touching. In the beginning, I was good [...]

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Favorite Drink Recipe

Favorite Drink Recipe

Share the lies: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Friday is almost upon us! With that in mind, I thought I would bestow my favorite drink recipe upon you, in just 10 easy steps! Since today is only Thursday, it gives you time to get to the store to acquire the necessary ingredients to get [...]

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Good Times

Good Times

Share the lies: Life with small kids. Enjoy. Share the lies:

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If I had a Nickel….

If I had a Nickel….

Share the lies: Listen up kids here’s the deal, you guys do things that are pretty repetitious and super annoying. To drive home just how repetitious and annoying, I’ve made a list just to let you know how much money we would have if I had a nickel for every time you did one of [...]

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Tiny Socks

Tiny Socks

Share the lies: It happens at least once a week, someone asks either Nick, me or both of us if we are having more kids. When the children are being good and acting cute the tone is usually one of “Awww…..they make cute babies, I should ask them if they are having more!” When the [...]

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