A Name is Just a Name, is a Name, is a Name
Share the lies: Guys, if you haven’t already figured it out, girls pick their ideal baby names long before you come in to the picture. Just like we start planning our ultimate wedding at around five (Why do you think we wear towels on our heads that way? To dry our hair? Ha! Idiots), we [...]
The Whoopa!
Share the lies: My husband is whipped. Utterly and completely whipped. I should be jealous since it’s not with me, but it makes me so very happy. Does anyone remember this? You do? Good. Because that’s the way I’d describe it. If she keeps this up, I’m going to be really worried about her in [...]
The Panic Room
Share the lies: We’ve been stuck in the house, for days. Yesterday afternoon, we hit a wall. I knew it when I saw this. This is a face that says, “RUN, RUN AWAY!” This is not a happy face. Having seen it before, I knew exactly what to do. Share the lies:
Why The Internet Was Really Invented
Share the lies: I was born during a time before the mighty interweb was invented. I grew up during a time when the rotary telephone was attached to the wall with a long stretched out cord, you had to get off the couch to turn the dial on the TV if you wanted a new [...]
The Dancer
Share the lies: After a testosterone filled Superbowl Sunday, I felt we were all in need of a little bit of girly-ness this morning. Enjoy! Share the lies:
Top 10 Terrible Ideas of Small Children
Share the lies: If your kids are anything like mine, then you spend a lot of your day saving them from themselves, and asking “What were you thinking?!?” It’s constant, and it’s maddening. Here are my Top 10 Terrible Ideas of Small Children. 10.) I bet I can totally fly off that! I wish they [...]
Coping Mechanisms
Share the lies: You all know how much I love my monkeys, but I don’t think that it’s a secret that they are a handful. And when I say “handful,” I mean messy little monkey’s. So, so messy. Sometimes the mess in interesting and fun: Other messes, however, need a little mommy coping in order [...]
Well Done Hamster Wheel, Well Done.
Share the lies: Yesterday, my post was about the routine and how it was making me lose my mind. And today, I just want to publicly announce, that I was wrong. So, so, so, so wrong. Dear hamster wheel, you exist for a reason, routines exist for a reason. I may get sick of you [...]
Get Me Off This Hamster Wheel!
Share the lies: The holidays are over, the ugly days of winter have arrived. There is nothing left to look forward to until springtime. And this winter…blargh! Can the weather PLEASE make up its mind? Is it going to be cold out and snow, or are we going to be in the 60′s with rain [...]
The Fear
Share the lies: Nick and I have been living in fear. “Fear of what,” you say? Zombies? No. Taxes? No. Spiders, Ghosts or the Apocalypse? No, no, and nope. What we’ve been living in fear of is something that many parents have feared before us, and many will fear it after our kids are long [...]













