Embarrassing S**t My Kid(s) Said in Public
Love the responses I got from all of you! HUGE thanks to all who contributed! xo!
My brother-in -law used to be a bartender, and on Sunday’s, his schedule and my sister’s schedule overlapped about an hour. My sister would drop the kids off at the bar when she went to work. At the time, the boys went to catholic school. A nun at school asked my nephew why they weren’t at church on Sunday and he replied “Um…because we were at the bar!” You bet my sister ended up in the principals office to explain that one!
Report to the Pastor immediately!
My six year old son, Max, and I were walking into Target and he saw a little person and yelled, “Oh my God mom!!!!! There’s yoda!!!!!!” {Love, you are not alone. Read on…..Sandee}
My husband, son (who was about 3 at the time) and I were at Bass Pro Shop. We were in the checkout line and I was holding him when an African-American man with dreadlocks got in line behind us. My son took one look at him and at the top of his lungs asked “Mommy! Why does that man have crazy hair?”
One morning at swim lessons, I asked my three year old son Mason. “Do you need to go potty?” He loudly and proudly announced, “No mom, I just went in the pool!! All the other moms were snickering at us.
Too bad Mason isn't old enough to know how to read yet....
I was in a public bathroom with my son, and the woman in the next stall farted really loudly. My son laughed hysterically and said “Mom! Is that lady about to poo?!” And continued to guffaw like a lunatic. Fortunately, the woman laughed out loud. But she did hide in the stall until after we left…..
I have no idea where this picture came from, but its been saved on my iPad for months. I have been waiting for the perfect time to use it.
Walking out of a restaurant restroom with Charlie, and a lady walked out in front of us with her shirt tucked into her underpants which were badly hanging out of her pants. All the way back to our table he kept laughing hysterically, pointing and saying “I SEE HER UNDERPANTIES MAMA! Hahahahanahaha!” Then she walked past our table a bit later and he loudly announced “Daddy! I saw that lady nudie!” and about 30 min later the same woman walked by us AGAIN (I mean, seriously, now you just have it coming). This time he loudly announced and pointed “I saw her BUTT! Aaaa-hahahahanahaha!” I know she heard him every single time.
The inspiration for today's post
While in the checkout line in Target, I looked up and noticed that the cashier was a little person. I immediately thought “Crap! I need to get to another line fast!” My daughter was already staring him down and I was so scared at what was going to come out of her mouth. Unfortunately, someone had already gotten in line behind us and I couldn’t get out without causing some commotion, so I stuck it out. At least I was (kinda) prepared when she said, “Mommy, why does he have a HUGE head and a little body? Is he a kid? If he’s a kid, why is he working at Target? He looks older than a kid. He looks really weird!” It all came out in one long sentence. Crap! The cashier smiled and winked at her. I apologized profusely. He said it happened all the time. Coolest little person EVER to not hate me or my big mouthed kid! After leaving, we had a nice chat about what you can and can not say to people. Let’s hope some of it sank in!
Oh dear Lord! You DID NOT just say that outloud!
My son sang “mommy tooted” at the top of his lungs when we walked through daycare this morning. And the truth is…..I totally had.
Happy Friday all! Have a fun and fabulous (and non-embarrassing) weekend!
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Sandee Harned
You’ve only scratched the surface of all of his embarrassing remarks (e.g., making monkey sounds on a CTA bus in reaction to a kid’s monkey balloon, and the African-American gentleman said kid happened to be sitting next to didn’t see the balloon).
by: Nick, Apr 6th at 10:05 am
The boys were singing in the car with my In laws. “who let the dogs out? Woof Woof, who let the pigs out oink oink…you get it. Grandma asked who let your dad out? What does he say? Kyle answered S**t.
Same day he told my dad the police are going to get his mom (me) because she says bad words.
by: Kristin Woods, Apr 6th at 12:25 pm
I am two weeks late to this one, but I have an awesome addition to the next round… What I said to our pastor when I was two! Haha
by: Sara, Apr 22nd at 9:24 am