A Conversation with Charlie
Share the lies: Ladies, if you are like me, you have no idea how the other gender walk around with those…things. I mean really! Personally, I can’t even wear boy short underpants comfortably – they get all bunchy. But boys! Boys walk around in underpants that are like shorts under their pants, and in addition [...]
Let’s Hear it for the Boy
Share the lies: Today’s post is a little bit of a test. Don’t freak out, or get nervous. It’s a multiple choice test, and there is only one question. Here is the context: My mom generously took the kids all weekend, and let Nick and I have a little bit of grown-up time. I missed [...]
Looking Out for the Anvil
Share the lies: I expected yesterday to suck, after all, all of the signs pointed in that direction. In addition to the hell that is the Monday after Spring Forward , Tilly currently has that cold where you only cough at night and no amount of steam, propping up, vapo rub, benedryl or honey could [...]
The Smack
Share the lies: I am sure that it’s no surprise to anyone, that being Tilly’s mommy can be *ahem* a tad challenging. The dark hair, bright blue eyes, eye lashes that go on for days, and lips that form a perfect bow. She’s beautiful. She’s even beautiful when she is throwing the most violent of [...]
Payback is a….Well, You Know
Share the lies: If you ran into my mom today, and you asked her what I was like growing up she’d say “Sandee was a really good kid, but Oh. That. MOUTH!” I am sure that you are not surprised that I was a snarky kid, and tonight it happened. Mine turned in to me. [...]
It’s Not My Fault, Funny is Funny.
Share the lies: I am going to guess that it is not a surprise to any of you when I say, I am a tad immature. It’s also probably not a surprise that Nick is also immature. We think stupid crap is really funny, and sometimes we take advantage of our children’s lack of knowledge [...]
Well, Now We Have to Move Again
Share the lies: Sometimes having an extremely articulate two year old is a curse. Most of the time it’s a blessing, but at times Tilly’s abilities make me want to hide in a hole. Particularly since my little delight has a big brother who thinks bodily functions and private parts are the worlds funniest things. [...]
The Mystery of the Vanishing Underpants.
Share the lies: How? How? How? Can someone please tell me how kids lose crap without moving? This makes absolutely no sense to me. Here’s the scene: It’s Thursday night and I am sitting on Tilly’s floor helping her put on her jammie’s. Me: Charlie, could you put on your jammie’s please? They are right [...]
A Day in the Life
Share the lies: This isn’t really ‘a day in the life,’ it’s more like ‘a few days in the life’ of an iPhone when in the hands of a four year old. Maybe I should call this ‘Oh the places you’ll go, that a four year old can reach.’ You might be surprised where it [...]
A Family Affair
Share the lies: It’s fixed! It’s fixed! It’s finally, finally fixed! My wonderful, amazing, awesome husband fixed my treadmill! So now all my excuses are gone, and I can jump on there whenever I like, turn up some HGTV and get my workout on. I am visualizing my size 6 jeans as we speak. Fade [...]
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