For Giggles
Share the lies: Today kicked my tail. First day of summer, Tilly up at 5:30 hysterical with a 102 degree fever. In fact, I had to stop writing in the middle of the last sentence because Tilly coughed so hard, she barfed in her bed. Good times…. We made some great things for daddy’s birthday [...]
What Matters
Share the lies: It doesn’t matter to me that our waitress tonight was an entire drinking aged person younger than you. It also doesn’t matter to me that you said the quintessential old person statement of “Ug, most of the music today is just terrible! How do people listen to this?” You are totally on [...]
A Conversation with Charlie
Share the lies: Ladies, if you are like me, you have no idea how the other gender walk around with those…things. I mean really! Personally, I can’t even wear boy short underpants comfortably – they get all bunchy. But boys! Boys walk around in underpants that are like shorts under their pants, and in addition [...]
This is the end….
Share the lies: Today is Tilly’s last day of school, tomorrow is Charlie’s. Summer has slammed down upon me out of nowhere. Here is a little acrostic poem about how I feel about it. S -Snuck up on me sooner than I expected. It’s not even Memorial Day yet! U - Unprepared. I am woefully [...]
Dear Nap Time,
Share the lies: Dear Sweet Nap Time, Stop being a dick! Seriously! I thought we were cool, I thought we saw eye to eye. Thought we understood each other. Apparently I was mistaken. You’ve been using me. Teasing me. Disrespecting me. And for these reasons, we need to break up. Wait! Don’t go! I love [...]
Pregnancy and Disney World: More Alike Than You Think
Share the lies: It’s been long said that women “forget” the pain of childbirth and this forgetting is what makes women persevere and choose to go through the entire experience once again. It’s referred to as many things, my personal favorite is “momnesia,” and it’s complete and utter bullshit. It may very well be the [...]
Look Out Ladies….
Share the lies: Sometimes things happen that are just so hilarious, so awesome, and spectacular that they need to be both documented and shared. This is one of those times…. Nick is a wanderer. Don’t misunderstand, Nick doesn’t like wander, wander like with the ladies or anything like that….but if we are out and he [...]
A Belated Letter to My Daughter for her Third Birthday.
Share the lies: My Sweet Tilly Beans, Before you get all filled with angst believing I forgot your birthday, or got too busy to get your special letter all ready in time for your birthday, I want you to know it isn’t the case whatsoever. Your letter is four days late, because we were here [...]
Traveling Part Duex + A Mega Douche
Share the lies: Ahhhhh……we are on vacation this week. Glorious, sunny Florida visiting Nick’s parents. We made the same trip last year as well, and I am totally jinxing our return trip by putting this in writing, but something magical happened during transit between our house in the burbs of Chicago and the arrival to [...]
It Works! – Product Review
Share the lies: Some of you may remember that a little over a year ago I wrote a post regarding my weight and the need/desire to get myself into shape and out of my fat pants. All of you were so awesomely supportive and helpful, it was amazingly touching. In the beginning, I was good [...]
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